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/*This script checks the date you were born against the current date.*/
/*It then outputs your age via document.write.                                   */
/*Feel free to use this script, but please give credit to myself             */
/*                           ~~~Vangrat~~~                                                    */

             /*****INPUT THE BIRTHDATE DETAILS BELOW****/
/*——————————————————————————————*/
                 var bday= 2;                   //day of month born
                 var bmo= 1;                    //month of year born
                 var byr= 1984;                //year born
/*——————————————————————————————*/
                                   /****END INPUT****/

                               /****START SCRIPT****/
/*——————————————————————————————-*/
var age;                                                    //current age
var now = new Date();                               //call for date from your computer
tday=now.getDate();                                 //today’s day of the month
tmo=(now.getMonth())+1;                         //today’s month of the year
tyr=(now.getFullYear());                            //today’s year

if(tyr>=byr){                                               //If this year is greater then or
                                                                 //equal to the year you were born.

    if(tmo>=bmo){                                       //If this month is greater then or
                                                                 //equal to the month you were born.

        if(tday>=bday){                                 //If this day is greater then or
                                                                //equal to the day you were born.

            age=tyr-byr;                                 //Your age is equal to this year
                                                                //subtracted from your birth year.

        }else                                                //otherwise
        if(tday<bday){                                  //If this is the right month and year
                                                               //but today is less then your birthday
            age=tyr-byr-1;                              //your age is equal to this year minus
                                                               //your birthyear, minus one.
        }
    }else                                                    //On the other hand, if this is the
    if(tmo<bmo){                                        //right year but wrong month, your
        age=tyr-byr-1;                                  //age is equal to this year minus your
                                                                //birth year, minus one.
    }
}else{                                                       //If all the above is not true, then
    age=”Not born yet.”;                             //you have not been born yet.
}

if(age<=0){                                               //If the person has just been born

    if((age+1)==1){                                    //(this is a logic check to ensure the
                                                               //integer returned is a positive number)

        age=”New born.”;                            //assign “New Born.” to age.
    }else{                                                  //otherwise,
        age=”Not born yet.”;                        //a person cannot be negative years old!
    }
}

document.write(age);                              //output age
/*———————————————————————————————–*/
                                      /****END SCRIPT****/